Thursday, January 8, 2009 at 5:17pm @ His (or not??)
(Pacing) Shit. Shit. Shit! Is that all you're going to say? I'm pregnant! Didn't you. . .(Beat) Wh. . . (beat) What?? How in HADES is my being pregnant MY fault???? (Beat) I should've been more careful? (Beat) Are you kidding me?? (beat) Hell, why are we even discussing this...We're supposed to be making plans not getting mad!! (Beat) We were gon' get married, aren't we? (beat) So what you didn't plan for this. . .did I? (Beat) Oh great! I probably did, huh?(Beat). . . What? (beat) TRAP YOU?? Oh, shit! This has got to be a dream!! (Beat) I'm listening. . . (beat) I don't understand... (Beat) You're MARRIED??!! Oh Shit!(Thud)
3 comments:
Happens more often than a lot are willing to admit..
yeah...it's like a friggin' disease...fourth finger bands slipped into pockets...one lie...then two...and then BAM! Shit hits the fan...
Thanks!
Days of polygamy were bliss then, no? :)
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