Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dia. . .Monologue II

Friday, January 9, 2009 at 12:02am
Location: Mama's Lagos home


(On the phone)...Er...Yeah...yep...My flight's for the 16th...aiight...I miss you too baby...nah, I can't make it before then...I've got a lot of things to tie up here...besides mum's just gonna have a coronary if I change dates.... haahahaaha...OK sweetie...talk to ya later...yeah after my meeting...i love you too baby...bye ya! (Click)
SSHIT! mum! You freaked me out! (beat) Who?. . .oh! it was Lex? She's my friend in the States, Ma (Perplexed)...Mum, wassup?... (beat) You're worried about me? Why would you be? (Beat) Ma, That's...well...strange...funny even...(beat) Because, mum, I work with men...I have brothers...and boyfriends (beat) what are u talking about, Ma? (beat) I'm...I don't have time for this, Mum...No I'm not running away from discussing it ma! I don't wanna, that's it!...(beat) oh, so you wanna play like that now...(Beat) What are you doing?...(beat) My keys mum! I have a meeting in 45 minutes mummy! (Beat) What you don't know is cool ma... (beat) Cool! Lex and i have been together for 6 years...what? (beat) You want the truth? (beat) Lex is a girl...I'm not into men...like that, Ma...I'm...uhm...lesbian. (Back turned) Why are you doing this to...

(thud!)

hey ma...Mum? Mum?! MUUUUUUUMMMMMYYYY!?!??!?!?!?!?!

3 comments:

RocNaija said...

Lol.. Sounds like momsy don vex..

aeedeeaee said...

Momsy don kpeme you mean...lol

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ kpeme, hvn't heard dat in a while. U wan kill d woman abi? Wahala dey o! Pls finish up d gist.