Saturday, August 8, 2009

Dia. . .Monologue IV

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 at 6:39pm
Location:
Theirs...


. .This isn't getting us anywhere babe. . .You better shape up. . . (Beat) oh?! I'm being unreasonable. . . (beat) oh really now. . . She calls you upwards of Seven times a day and i'm supposed to sit the F**k here and take a chill pill? (Beat) Honey!!! She calls at midnight and I know for sure our number ain't Aunty Kemi's helpline! (Beat) What's up with that??? She's ur frigging EX! that's what! (Beat). . .I'm being paranoid?! No baby, I'm shitting frigging hot bricks here!!!! (beat) So, she's having problems...you're not her only friend, are you?!(beat). . .Shit! I'm not. . . (phone rings). . hello(beat) Oh. Helen. . .(beat) Nope. He's not here (beat) he's out looking for a new place...Call his mobile. 

(Click)

7 comments:

RocNaija said...

Lol..

Cold right there.

UnderCover07 said...

Lol...hint hint @ dude to move out?
Nice one!

aeedeeaee said...

@ Roc-for-different-reasons(yep... been reading a lot **wink**)
yeah...life's a b-itch...gatta bitch right back to survive, hey...lol

@ Undercover
lol...he might as well make himself useful elsewhere, ey...

Thanx y'all!

leggy said...

lol...th girl herself should know he has a girl.lol.

aeedeeaee said...

mais non! she calls him at every point to discuss "issues of national importance"...can be frustrating...

Thanks for stopping...

RocNaija said...

"gatta bitch right back to survive"???

Someone's sounding all cynical..

aeedeeaee said...

Moi?? Cynical? Bah! Nah far from! I like to think i'm a realistic pragmatist...or a pragmatic realist...ya know...