Wednesday, October 7, 2009

TO BE SIX (6) AGAIN

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
”I'd like to be six again” she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. Fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,what was it like being six again ??

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

”I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!”




Moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.


My deductions: 
1. It could be that we can never understand what women want (I'm a woman and i still have a hard time deciding what i want :D )
2. It could also be that men just choose the cheaper option...Yeah, i said it!

10 comments:

Myne Whitman said...

LWKMD, what a funny story and your conclusion. Men just choose the cheaper option. You're not serious. The guy spent a fortune!

aeedeeaee said...

LoL! yeah i know he spent a fortune...BUT, in the final analysis, he spent far less than he would have tryna make 'er a size six, considering how cheap it is to pile on love handles...lol...Thanks for Czeching coming by this place *XX*

Chari said...

LOL...*hiss* I think women would be a whole lot easier to understand if they didn't expect us to be freaking GODS...shish...addin the eeny weeny lil word SIZE to d@ 6 wouldnta hurt ha mouth would it?

lmao sha

wordsmith said...

LWKM....well when the man was doting her and increasing her weight, she didn't say anything...until the end of the everything..the irony is women dnt know what dey want, and men just guess,groping around like a blind man..nice one..

Nice Anon said...

Bia kpachara anya. I know what i want jor. very much so.

So you speak yoruba as well? Teach me na?

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

listen to you...
did she specify what she meant by wanting to be six again?
noo blame men oh!
haba!!! if she had come out straight then it would have been more understandable and less tiring for her
LMAO!!!

Sumptuous said...

Lol. That was a classic man. I dunno why they have a hard time figuring things out. Does evrything have to be spelt out to them?

aeedeeaee said...

Chari:
Ahn ahn, what na? the woman was czeching herself out in the MIRROR and said she'd like to be 6 again, what else could she have been talking about?
Bottom line is men no dey see road even if dem build am on top im nose. lol

...And women are tooo cryptic for their own good :D

wordsmith:
They don't grope oh! they just decide and act.

Nice Anon:
Biko iwe gi a di la oku, o..i've been "tommy" for so long that i may have been infected *died laffing* I will teash you Yoruba joo, norrin me ga. Anything for Ada Nduka!

David:
What i do, David? *giggling*. She said it naw! Only he heard what he heard...which wasn't what she said..lmao!

Sumptuous:
Yes o! EVERYTHING has to be spelt out to men when it comes to WOMEN. mschew!lol

Thanks Y'all. your comments are tres important :)

aeedeeaee said...

Chari:
Ahn ahn, what na? the woman was czeching herself out in the MIRROR and said she'd like to be 6 again, what else could she have been talking about?
Bottom line is men no dey see road even if dem build am on top im nose. lol

...And women are tooo cryptic for their own good :D

wordsmith:
They don't grope oh! they just decide and act.

Nice Anon:
Biko iwe gi a di la oku, o..i've been "tommy" for so long that i may have been infected *died laffing* I will teash you Yoruba joo, norrin me ga. Anything for Ada Nduka!

David:
What i do, David? *giggling*. She said it naw! Only he heard what he heard...which wasn't what she said..lmao!

Sumptuous:
Yes o! EVERYTHING has to be spelt out to men when it comes to WOMEN. mschew!lol

Thanks Y'all. your comments are tres important :)

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAOOOO, she sef she for properly communicate na and said 'a size 6 again'. I no blame the man jor, that's a hilarious story.