Dan'ibro bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message read:
My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note.__________________________
In a conversation
DAN 'IBRO: I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
DAN 'IBRO: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Dan'ibro visits his Doctor
DAN 'IBRO: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
DAN 'IBRO: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.
Dan'ibro and his wife
DAN 'IBRO: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
DAN 'IBRO: No, I will also stay with your sister.
DAN 'IBRO: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
DAN 'IBRO: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.
DAN 'IBRO comes back to his car and finds a note saying
“parking fine”He writes a note and sticks it to a pole
“Thanks for the compliment ''__________________________
How do you recognize Dan'ibro (Jnr) in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.
Once DAN 'IBRO was walking, he had a glove in one hand and not on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot..
DAN 'IBRO: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
DAN 'IBRO: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?
In a classroom
Teacher: “ 'I killed a person'. Convert this sentence into future tense”
DAN 'IBRO (JNR): The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
DAN 'IBRO told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
DAN 'IBRO: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
BTW Where's ROCNAIJA???