dAN iBRO

I decided to keep this page warm no matter what...this made me laugh...


Dan'ibro bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message read:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note.

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In a conversation
DAN 'IBRO: I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
DAN 'IBRO: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Dan'ibro visits his Doctor
DAN 'IBRO: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
DAN 'IBRO: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.
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Dan'ibro and his wife
DAN 'IBRO: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
DAN 'IBRO: No, I will also stay with your sister.
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DAN 'IBRO: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
DAN 'IBRO: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.
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DAN 'IBRO comes back to his car and finds a note saying 

“parking fine”

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole

“Thanks for the compliment ''

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How do you recognize Dan'ibro (Jnr) in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once DAN 'IBRO was walking, he had a glove in one hand and not on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot..
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DAN 'IBRO: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
DAN 'IBRO: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?
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In a classroom
Teacher: “ 'I killed a person'. Convert this sentence into future tense”
DAN 'IBRO (JNR): The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
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DAN 'IBRO told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
DAN 'IBRO: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
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BTW Where's ROCNAIJA???