Saturday, September 12, 2009

Thou shalt not....

I got this in my mail a coupla years ago. i've embellished a bitty, but i assure you it's almost original! I hope y'all get a kick outta this joint! It's...Jes' enjoy!


You gatta give the Church Credit as it tries to get its message across as best it can, afterall the end justifies the means! To you all American wanna-bes who've had trouble understanding the King James Version, try this for size:

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:

1. I'm God. You'd best not be thinking of playing me!

(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood, ornaments or charms, saying they look like me!

(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me up for no reason when y'all don't have nuffin to say!

(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church every Sunday, and I don't just mean when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas day!

(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo' momma... and for those of y'all who know who ur daddy is, don't dis or cuss him out neither!

(Honor thy father and thy mother)

6. Don't be goin' on none of dem neighborhood drive-bys and shoot-outs!

(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Beau y'all!!

(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be 'borrow'n' stuff and forgettin’ to give 'em back!!

(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin' on your brotha'man to save your own back side!

(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) your homie's crib, his ride, his woman, or nuffin.

(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).


Peace, OUT!!! Hit me back on what y'all be thinkin'
( If y'all need more translations, y'all should hit on www.urbandictionary.com)

*Tweenie*
Ok. Fashi the shwin shwin...I'm jes' tryna "get into character" is all...!?Area?! Don't y'all think i done gone mad, cos i ain't...jes' a temporary...well...madness...For shizzle, e neva bizzle for me o, i still kinda dey kampe!lol

3 comments:

Nice Anon said...

I haven't read the ten commandments this gangster.

Myne Whitman said...

I read this your AA version of the 10 commands and I fell about laughing. Too funny, have you read Psalm 23 in pidgin? lol

aeedeeaee said...

@Nice
In short, i no know whether na to laugh or cry...or scream...lol. so i did all three! T'was worse when my kid brother acted it out, chei!

@Myne
Biko, where is it? I wanna read it o!lol