Friday, November 13, 2009

You can call me sweetheart...

Husband Writes:


Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,

Allen.



His wife responds after a few days:

Dearest Sweetheart, thanks for your kisses, hereunder is a breakdown of expenses:

1. The milk man agreed to 2 kisses for one month’s worth of milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming everyday and taking 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have to give him other items….

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me. I have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month with the balance. Shall I plan same way for the next month? Please advice.



Your Sweetheart,

Rita.


*STILL ROFLMAO*

Have a GREAT WEEKEND Y'ALL. I planning a REAL post next week. Pray for me!
 
-xx

4 comments:

Myne Whitman said...

LWKMD, is she naive or sarcastic? LOL

Give us a real post abeg..


ps, have you voted on my blog? we're telling a story.

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UnderCover07 said...

That's a good one. And yes, give us a real post n stop 419ing us jo...lol

aeedeeaee said...

Myne: lol..the babe no naive o, sam sam.

and Yes, i voted!

Undercover07: heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!! Where have thou been? It's nice to see you on here. I will put up a post...or at least a quasi-post lol.