Husband Writes:
Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen.
His wife responds after a few days:
Dearest Sweetheart, thanks for your kisses, hereunder is a breakdown of expenses:
1. The milk man agreed to 2 kisses for one month’s worth of milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming everyday and taking 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have to give him other items….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me. I have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month with the balance. Shall I plan same way for the next month? Please advice.
Your Sweetheart,
Rita.
*STILL ROFLMAO*
Have a GREAT WEEKEND Y'ALL. I planning a REAL post next week. Pray for me!
-xx
